Crobat - June 30th, 2011, 12:56 pm
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[Posted by Shard on June 30th, 2011, 12:56 pm]

Seriously. What?


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[Posted by G.B.A on June 30th, 2011, 12:58 pm]



[Posted by mzpblue on June 30th, 2011, 12:59 pm]

He must have spoken with N at some point.


[Posted by RyoSoulreaper on June 30th, 2011, 1:00 pm]


Lots of drugs.


[Posted by Delta-Pangaea on June 30th, 2011, 1:17 pm]

It seems there's two types of 'mons. The ones in the Mystery Dungeon games that are actually intelligent, and then the (as Badx said) dumb bastards who love you unconditionally no matter how many times you get their faces turned into salsa.

Stupid, stupid pokemon.


[Posted by SolaratheHedgehog on June 30th, 2011, 1:19 pm]

I second Ryo


[Posted by Pyrowall on June 30th, 2011, 1:43 pm]

Clearly he went ahead in time and got one in Unova where a lot of wild evolved crap like Crobat and Tangrowth exist.

Or magic.


[Posted by Devin The rapping plummber on June 30th, 2011, 2:34 pm]

Because Crobat is Brobat, no matter what.


[Posted by Blitzn'Burst on June 30th, 2011, 3:04 pm]

I third Ryo ._.


[Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on June 30th, 2011, 3:23 pm]

As one who is a huge fan of pokemon, I can explain why in three words:

He stole it.



[Posted by D.Sins on June 30th, 2011, 3:23 pm]

You are over thinking it. Its fucking Pokemon.


@ D.Sins [Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on June 30th, 2011, 3:26 pm]

That is exactly why we are over thinking it: because it's fucking Pokemon!


[Posted by Karmarsi on June 30th, 2011, 3:49 pm]

Easy, he stole it c:


[Posted by Chris the wolf on June 30th, 2011, 4:32 pm]

He actually USED to be happy you know.


[Posted by ForteTh on June 30th, 2011, 5:03 pm]

Maybe his Golbat was really happy he has no emotions and evolved!


[Posted by Celestial_Wolf on June 30th, 2011, 6:30 pm]

He got it off the GTS. And it's Sharked to always confuse you and you get attacked by the confusion each time.

Though his Weavile is worse.


[Posted by The blue fox on June 30th, 2011, 8:05 pm]

He used an action replay.

So did my rival on my first playthrough in solesilver. They had a gastly and it was day the whole time I had been playing


[Posted by RyoSoulreaper on June 30th, 2011, 8:41 pm]

^That ghastly is a day walker.


[Posted by Jake E. Fisher on June 30th, 2011, 9:26 pm]

maybe Corbat's a masochist and Cyrus abuses him.


[Posted by Floo Phantom on June 30th, 2011, 11:59 pm]

How can the emotion hating jerk who leads an organization of morons in weird space jumpsuits within a world of magic transforming monsters that everybody is obsessed with and makes a game of capturing them inside balls far smaller than them and pitting them in magic cock fights where something the size of your foot (wooper) can defeat something the size of a house (onix) and has an encyclopedia devices that not only instantly knows everything about one of these monsters as soon as you capture them inside a ball but gives descriptions that paint them as horrible cthulu spawned abominations despite the fact they are obviously cute and cudly possibly have a monster inside a ball that transforms into an even bigger monster via the act of becoming happier than it was before you captured it inside a ball.



[Posted by Made in Nexus on July 1st, 2011, 12:22 am]

Here's the thing, Niv. It takes an effort to make your Pokemon NOT like you. No matter what, your Pokemon will like you. They get happy through battles, etc.

I named my Zubat "Eat a Dick", and it STILL loved me. So, you know.

Negotiations are over.


[Posted by AnXjak on July 1st, 2011, 4:13 am]

It was.. uh. Potato.


[Posted by PhantomJames on July 1st, 2011, 11:03 am]

Pot. thats all i'm gonna say.


[Posted by Bre Ishurna the Wolf on July 6th, 2011, 8:38 am]

Let's see.

Some pokemon evolve by happiness(Which includes Golbat -> Crobat). Fighting and winning a lot is one way to have your pokemon get to high happiness.

In short:

Cyrus: Golbat, kill all 60 of these pichus!

Golbat: kk *Kills all 60 pichus with wing attack*

<Golbat evolves into Crobat>

Crobat: ftw


[Posted by Made in Nexus on July 6th, 2011, 7:43 pm]

His Golbat killed 60 Pichus with a Flying type Move.

It is.. the most interesting Crobat in the world.

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